i passed these three guys while walking down the ave and one of them called out “you have pretty eyes!” and another one said “have a nice day!” is this the catcalling of the future because i gotta be real im pretty ok with it
I want this on my blog always.
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
I thought this was gonna be a horror thing
well, his dad is a serial killer so
A few months back I took my brother to Sydney Aquarium. This was the only picture I took.
MERMEN GET ON MY DASH
Friends who bring up embarrassing things you did a long time ago
do you ever just think about someone and immediately get really happy because their mere existence is a source of joy to you